Love Spells are a Hard No Zero Percent Scared

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Everyone wanted to be a witch in middle school, am I right? Also, who wants to help design a science experiment to measure the global consciousness effects on reality? Come on! You know you want to.
This episode Sarah and Kelly discuss magical spells and whether they have any effect on reality. Sarah uses science words to prove MAYBE!
4:57 -- it's called a paper fortune teller, chatterbox or cootie catcher (what!?). Here's how to make em!

Witches binding Trump: https://www.vox.com/2017/6/20/15830312/magicresistance-restance-witches-magic-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-mememagic

Real Magic by Dr. Dean Radin: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/551604/real-magic-by-dean-radin-phd/9781524758820/

Drowning with Gillyweed: https://journals.le.ac.uk/ojs1/index.php/jist/article/view/809

Magic of Skelegrow: https://www.theguardian.com/books/2016/may/27/scientists-test-reality-of-harry-potter-magic-university-leicester-gillyweed-skele-gro

The Global Consciousness Project: http://noosphere.princeton.edu/

Shutulman and Morgan. 2017 The explanatory structure of unexplainable events: Causal constraints on magical reasoning https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28176291

Police arresting a big goat! 
https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/goat-escapes-brooklyn-mali-goat-herder-helps-capture-article-1.1258184